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HI MY NAME IS TYSON AND IM A 8 WEEK OLD PUPPY ROTTWEILLER I HAVE HEAPS OF PICS BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MY OWNER PUTS THEM ON MY PAGE WONT BE LONG I PROMISE | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Jesus is watching you! Late one night a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you!" the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically he looked all around. In a dark corner he spotted a cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sign of relief, then asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence", said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot" sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said: "The same idiot that named the rottweiller Jesus!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I PROMISE MY PICS WILL BE UP BY THE 21ST OF MAY |
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